The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck (censored version)

What do Cialis, Twitter, Glenn Beck, the shake weight, Facebook, advertising slogans, horoscopes, E.D. and hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia all have in common? They all make an appearance in this book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck. Craig Rozniecki, author of Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey and The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope, doesn't shy away from poking fun at just about everything outside of honest politicians, monocles and dogs named Jean-Claude. With the aid of sources more reliable than novels and a mind sharper than a pillow, Rozniecki tackles issues and people, including himself, from every direction: left, right, up, down and even diagonally. The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck will: Help you lose weight, speak better than George W. Bush, write memorable singles ads and become a babe magnet. Receive all this and more in Rozniecki's third book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck.