The Company That Everyone Left

First day, new job, new Company. Introduce New Guy, a young man with a peculiar view on life that finds himself catapulted in the crazed workings of The Company, its denizens and its horrors. In a surreal and over-the-top tale of contemporary company life, New Guy must contend with strange beings, and stranger policies, of all sorts. From the mysterious being in charge of Badges to the employees reverential attachment to meetings and powerpoint, New Guy's life takes up permanent residence in the Company as the ever-growing number of tasks assigned to him by Small Boss risks to overwhelm him. And at the very end he must still find a way to contend with the Zombies, surely they cannot be unleashed upon the unsuspecting world. Everyone's been New Guy at least once, and most people have a Company in their past.