Tales of Larry and Mick

Contained within this literary vessel is a collection of tales featuring the characters of Larry Lampshade (who is quite tall) and Mick Mastodon (slightly shorter). You may or may not have heard of them. They have been described by some as being “silly,” “devoid of fashion sense” and having “somewhat questionable social skills.” They do, however, get up to some interesting activities - for example, apple-sharing, getting abducted by aliens and experimenting with transsexualism. They have even been known to nearly join the French Foreign Legion! Anyway, I’ll say no more and let you get stuck in.