This book, “You’re Thinking, Please Shut the Fuck Up”, best describes your feelings in the moment of a conversation or when you are eavesdropping on someone else’s conversation. Your thoughts are to slap a bitch in the mouth for saying some of the most disrespectful, outlandish, and the most illogical shit that just does not make any sense whatsoever. After working in retail for some sixteen years and been in the church community, I have heard and seen some of the funniest things ever. My thoughts were to put some of this unbelievable shit in a book.