The Vampire, The Virgin & The Very Horny Night

This is a story of a vampire unlike any you've ever known. Chambers wakes at noon, loves garlic and can see himself in a mirror. Life as a vampire is free and easy, the only catch is he cross-dresses when replenishing his blood supply. Why? Only the blood of a straight man can quench his thirst. Oh, didn't I mention he's gay? This isn't Shakespeare or Isben, it's pure unadulterated fun! <br><br> A Gay theatre script - a farce <br> <br> Purchase of reading script does not grant rights to production <br><br>