If Google Were a Man: The Ultimate Google Jokes

The Ultimate Google jokes are mere jokes, never to be taken serious, unless as a satire! In this era, Google seem to have a way to customize search results, and even show answers on top that looks customized for a particular search pattern such as for direction, match time, dictionary, mathematics, etc. Close to Beyonce’s If I were A Boy, right? No, this one is pure humor! So I ask what if Google were a man. If Google were a man, answers would be weird, because of the nature of man and the level of the curiosity askers have attained! Find those funny questions and answers in the book!