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Forever Loving You (Paperback)

ByEric Muss-Barnes

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Does pretentious poetry make you want to projectile vomit, just for effect? Then you have found your proverbial hairball instigator with Forever Loving You. Relive those horrible times of young adulthood when you thought of yourself as a hopeless romantic, when in fact, you were just a selfish jerk looking for someone else to make you happy and then getting hurt and resentful when they broke your pathetic little heart. Perhaps you are living that time in your life right now, and you're too lazy to write your own poetic drivel. Well, now you can copy obscure lovepoems from this book no one has ever heard of and pass them off as your own! Pepper them into your loveletters and she will think you're a charming and upstanding gentleman. That's right, boys and girls, Forever Loving You is page after page of hundreds of poems all filled with the same longing and yearning and adoration and hope that you desperately cling to in your own life... just written like a lame greeting card in the supermarket.

Details

Publication Date
Jan 26, 2013
Language
English
ISBN
9781300651437
Category
Poetry
Copyright
All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
Contributors
By (author): Eric Muss-Barnes

Specifications

Pages
159
Binding
Paperback
Interior Color
Black & White
Dimensions
US Trade (6 x 9 in / 152 x 229 mm)

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