Poodles in Hell: A Book of Spam

An avant-garde experimental novel composed entirely of text collected from spam e-mails over a 12 month period. The principal characters are: Jesus Christ, God, the Carry On team, Paris Hilton, porn stars, poodles, and zombies. The plot is almost incomprehensible. The dialogue is often amusing, regularly bizarre, and usually baffling. If you think William Burroughs, James Joyce, Carlton Mellick III, zombies, poodles and Jesus should have gotten together and created some mutant clone love-child, then you will love this book. Otherwise, it will probably do your head in. Then again, perhaps it is a challenging work of genius, providing a surreal criticism of contemporary society, religion and literature, a slap-in-the-face anti-novel carefully designed to drive you insane, and a disturbing masterpiece of subconscious insight.