The Complete Fake Dan Ellis

A collection of the complete tweets of @FakeDanEllis, who ruled the hockey Twitter universe with an iron (but really gold) fist from September of 2010 to September 2011. This book contains all of the Fake Dan Ellis tweets, a new foreward summarizing the Fake Dan Ellis saga, and fifty new bonus jokes never tweeted by Fake Dan Ellis. All of the proceeds from the sale of this book will be added to the vast piles of money strewn about Ellis Manor.