Twelve of the Best: Volume 90

This collection of the Flogmaster's best short stories includes the following: ***The Cute One*** An evil headmaster canes a girl because she's cute. ***End of Term*** With the end of term approaching, a boy tries to get out of a caning and ends up with much worse. ***Homeschooled*** A lonely, homeschooled boy wants to know what school life is like, especially the punishments he's read about, and he begs his pretty tutor to cane him. ***In the Mood to Paddle*** A principal in a bad mood looks for a sturdy rump to whack. ***Just In Case*** When four girls in a 1950s boarding school have an alibi for the crime for which they were accused, the headmistress decides to cane them anyway. ***Lessons From Aunt Dottie*** A girl meets her aunt and is strictly spanked despite having done nothing wrong. ***Messy Missy*** A preteen girl gets spanked all the time for making messes. ***Teacher Audition*** A one-room schoolhouse in the old days auditions for a new teacher by seeing how well each man can whip a 'volunteer.' ***Terrified*** A girl muses about her upcoming visit to her uncle, where she is certain she'll be caned. ***The Cupboard*** Too curious for her own good, a nosy little girl gets her first caning. ***Warned*** A schoolgirl is warned that she could be caned and one day it happens. ***When Patty Lost Her Paddle*** At a strict school, a schoolgirl is required to carry her hated paddle at all times, and she gets the cane when she loses it.