VIEWING THE MOON IN PSEUDO-POETRY: FACTS AND PHASES (Part 1)

What do you know about the Moon? You are at the right place to learn more. Let me show you how an anagram moonstarer, not an astronomer, will lead you to Moon knowledge using literary devices to tell her royal lunar story. By demonstrating allegorically how her eight phases connect to Erikson’s eight life stages to find hidden meaning, alluding to her royal self, exaggerating her horizon and zenith, analogizing about Prince Buter’s song “Hard man fi dead,” differentiating between assonance’s vowel and consonance’s consonant sounds, foreshadowing cryptic messages and misleading hints, and idiom-izing the meaning of “Long Shot Kick de Bucket,” kreng-kreng,” the Jamaican Maroon Abeng, and the Cuban-Caribbean blood. Also, imagine Brooke Shields’s mole as she modeled in the Blue Hole and supersizing McDonald’s fries. Using irony to decipher the Moon’s DOC and its reversing COD. Juxtaposing the lunar ABCs consisting of “V” and “X” only makes one wonder how smart that is. metaphors as a Moonscape croissant pastry with its dry and barren taste and landscape shape, and metonymies as the White House saw the need to put in place their space law. The Moon oxymorons as the epitome of style and fashion despite her misshapen, off-center, blotchy, spotty body and oblate/pumpkin shape. Paradoxically, the Moon’s ingenuity has gone awry, so listen or be silent or believe or not believe, personifies as the Earth’s constant companion, puns that the Moon has well-rounded looks, and questions rhetorically: What am I to do, Lord? For rhymes, it asks: Lord, I am not a warlord and hoping I do not have to catch a Concord back to old, record-cold, Oxford or Trafford. The Moon display similes by wobbling-tick-tocking, going backward and forward like a grandfather clock in aftershock, and for symbolisms it changes colors often from deep reds, purples, greens, and blue hues to evoke and provoke a sense of calmness or moodiness, and it takes my silly advice and “turn away wrath”.