The Repressed Memories of Iyan Igma

This is the Abridged for Your Sanity edition of a collection of poetry, fables, and random prose that I wrote when I was 17. It is chock full of sarcasm and references to sex and drugs. Many of the works are self-portraits, though notably not those in the first few chapters. While it is at times embarrassing enough as it is, I also included some of the B-Sides. Topics include: Christianity, Deism, Sin, Love, Santa, Friendship, Ostracism, Nature, the Military, History, Aliens, Murder, Hypocrisy, Fame, Sleep, Zombies, Revenge, Women, Perspective, Bananas, Travels, Dreams, and Perfection, et cetera. Some sections that deserve special mention are: *To You, which is a sonnet cycle *Haiku's to No One, which is a poem written haiku-based stanzas *The Lewd Reference Dictionary, which sets forth the true (and unknown) meanings for expletives *Widdles, which are feeble attempts at riddles