"It was Greece, and I needed a shit..." & other short stories

Warning:These adventures are recounted blow by blow and are not for the faint hearted, nor for those who can't read unless you have someone who can read beside you. Our Hero finds himself in all sorts of predicaments from raging infernos to Cretin toilets; flamingo boats to a Japanese wedding where he finds himself as the Priest. Will he get through unscathed, or do the Monkey and the Crocodile have dirty plans afoot...? Peek inside: I tell ya, its a page turner...