Renee Rabbit and The Salty Old Sea Dog

Renee Rabbit, Private Detective re-read the advert she’d put in her local evening paper for an assistant and general dog’s body and suspiciously eyed her first and only applicant and then asked the simplest of simple questions, ‘what’s your name?’ ‘Baldy Bane,’ was the sarcastic reply he, the miniature baboon, fired back and before Renee could say another word the miniature baboon added, ‘and before you ask, because I know that’s what you were about to do, yes my Dad does have a warped sense of humour but beggars can’t be choosers, so when do I start?’ and it was the when do I start part that really annoyed Renee’s inner thoughts.