The Little Old Lady From Somewhere Else

‘Gran Linda?’ ‘Yes Rachelle.’ ‘How old are you?’ ‘That’s a very good question Rachelle, so I suppose I’d better think of a very good answer, one that you’d believe but before I do that why don’t you have a wee guess.’ Rachelle sat on her special blue thinking chair that Santa brought her last Xmas and when she’d thought for long enough, she said, ‘Gran, I think that you’re really old,’ and that was all she said and waited for her Gran Linda’s reaction but would it be Harriet the Hag’s imaginary friend Kris that gets them back safely from their adventure of a lifetime?