The Horny Atheist

Seconds after being compacted in an automobile accident, Gregar Morganside comes face to face outside Purgatory with Clem/God, the incredible horny god of Earth. Clem/God has long been waiting for Gregar to die since Gregar thinks like Clem does in many interesting ways and thus will make the best possible deceased individual to run Purgatory and judge the billions of other dead males who are waiting in “that goddamn line.” With Gregar in place and the Purgatory problem solved, Clem will be free to start chasing Earth women again in the non-stop fifteen babes-a-day fashion that he was accustomed to, but got away from due to the pressure from the ruling Consortium of Gods.