Fuckyou.com Presents: Blood, Booze, and Battlescars

From the author of some of your favorite fuckyou.com articles comes the first in a three-part series of short stories which detail some of the craziest, drunken days and nights in ghetto history. From being blacklisted at National Monuments, to partying with Ron Jeremy and de-virginization via a four-way gang bang, Blood, Booze, and Battlescars serves up some of the most embarrassing moments in the history of drug abuse and alcoholism. These true tales will have you shitting yourself with laughter and could easily be considered a blueprint for wreaking havoc on society. Read at your own risk