Death By a Thousand Sluts (Part One) Ebook

Being terrible with women isn't easy: it takes a lifetime of planning. One day John woke up and found himself middle-aged, depressed and involuntarily celibate: with no more understanding of women than a medieval peasant had of particle physics. What was to be done? Sucked into the dark and secretive world of "the pickup artists" he decided to reinvent himself and approach a thousand women on the streets of London. Surely one would sleep with him? Several nervous breakdowns later... this is his story. (as a glorious ebook)