Monica Lewinski shocked the world with her sudden onstage outburst. Everybody thought it was the end of her campaign and of her political career. That was before the analysts explained her actions and came out in support of her, later leading to a flood of donors, volunteers and activists following suit. By kicking her impressively good-looking legs out and attacking one of her main opponents on stage in the Republican presidential primaries, she sure grabbed the voters’ attention. Yeah, she was a banshee unleashed, and she stormed over, giving her male rival’s crotch a good, hard flurry of kicks, firing her leggy fury right in, with a sequence of kicks to the balls, right in front of the viewing world. This was of course right after he had questioned her on completely irrelevant and proven to be false claims, and on personal life and home time choice issues that none of the male candidates had had to answer to. These were the kind of questions that are only ever asked when a candidate is destroying a rival, as each possible answer she could have given would have harmed her image and her electability, especially the question about her previous boyfriends, a question that has ended a million good female political careers before they have even started. It was enough to upset her so much that she got up, striding over to him and unleashing her fury on his balls, over and over again. She left him, Justin Smokewood, the man who had asked her the character-destroying question floored, defeated, humiliated, in anguish, and gasping for air, once her flurry of kicks had been unleashed on him. His campaign was never to recover from this. She had simply taken him down and pounded him with one knee to the nuts after another, while the others looked on in astonishment. This led to slogans arising, some of them flattering and supportive, like “power to the women!”, “deal with this!”, “kick them in the balls!” and “down with the old male elite!” and others like so like “she’s a horny minx”, “don’t ask her anything!”, and “them legs are to die for!”, and yet somehow, her popularity was now soaring. It was on the up, and it rose to unforeseen levels of support, as the nation was waking up to the unfairness of the process in terms of inflicting negative stereotypes unfairly to women candidates. When she wins the election, the world will change forever, and men will never have a say in anything ever again!!!