The Big Relauch of Sports in Australia

A Fabulous New Lay-Out for A Post State of Origin Evolution for All Australian Sports An amazing once in a lifetime opportunity came our way just last month. It was scary in its scale and ominous in its promise of bombarding us with mountains of criticism, but overall it gave us the keys to the building. We’re not talking any old building here. We proudly present the brand-new space-age power-centre for making a significantly better future for our part of the world. No, I’m not talking about a visit by the British royal family, or by any actor, politician, tiktok sensation or musician. I am talking about an explosion of new action formats for team sports down under. We have a lot of tough planning ahead of us, but we're SO GLAD we got our offer cash accepted, that we struck a deal and are now in possession of everything we require to make our biggest dreams become reality. Now the future is ours. By buying the whole product, along with the rights to this portion of all existing player contracts that come with it, our company has obtained the official power to expand, rethink and replace the state of origin game completely. Yes, we could have kept it in its tired old format, but we opted for the hard to win people over route of change and renewal. With unthinkable power comes unthinkable responsibility. Now that our ambitious young and energetic new company, Relaunch, has this power, let's make absolutely sure that we use it to the best of our ability. We are not the sort of entity who just wants to profit maximise, to think short-term, to flourish through injury and car crash tellie, to dumb down to the lowest common denominator or to run a series of high-profile showdowns to which everybody knows the likely outcome in advance. Nevertheless, the full package rights, remit, office, management, officials, governing body and product purchase of all state of origin and all locality and ‘statoid’ events in Australia in a rare and unique auction to benefit all the major governing bodies in one go has given our company substantial debt, which we will need to try to manage in a clever and mature longtermist way. We are committed to restricting the growth of our debt over the next three years and to paying it off in full over the next 14 years after that. Each contributing factor has been planned out, and now we must hope and pray that reality sticks to the script that we have written for it. Learn what amazing solutions we have come up with for each sport.