The Plain and Honest Truth: With No Power Comes No Responsibility

Welcome to a Universe both familiar and surreal, where “WMD” takes on whole new meanings, the best defense against ancient conspiracies bent on world domination is the incompetence of the people running them and the “secret Muslim” is the last person you’d ever suspect. Sindy Cathaway is awakened in the middle of the night and informed that the government’s coming to spirit her away because one of her regular customers, CIA agent Robbie “Bigs” Johnson, blabbed classified information to her the other night when he came in drunk to the club where she’s been stripping her way through college. Sindy finds herself saved/possibly kidnapped by the Earthbound Region-Independent Society and on the run from the government, which ERIS claims is run by a nefarious cabal who will stop at nothing to silence Sindy before she can make public the secret their agent told her. Problem is, Sindy has no idea what part of Bigs’ drunken diatribe was supposed to be a state secret in the first place.