Missing Words

Missing Words is the fourth volume of essays harvested from Lawrence Burton's pseudo-autobiographical blog, An Englishman in Texas, approximately documenting his life during 2019 and 2020 - the second half of the Trump administration, little of which is discussed in detail excepting the identification of the woman who is directly to blame for all of it on page sixteen. The author additionally takes wry sideways glances at 2000AD comic, New Kids on the Block, death, diarrhoea, colon cancer, Nazism, cheese, Big Brother, and Jimmy Savile. Special bonus features include an extended and exclusive look at the lighter side of realising that you've accidentally formed a band with either David Icke or Nigel Farage, amongst other embittered rants.