Smendrik the Wart Carver

Smendrick carves warts into works of art, Monet’s water lilies on ladies or on men Michelangelo’s David. A young woman demands Tracy Emin’s Bed, the money is good; but is he selling out his integrity? Plus his true romance with Kitty O’Farty the love of his life, their life and friends resolve around a coffee bar, the mythical non appearance of Rabbi Gilbert. There are also unfortunate consequences with an artificial penis and a plot to take over Westminster Abbey.