Larry Pooter and the Sorcerer Prince's Prison Chamber of Phoenix Fire of Death

When Larry Pooter is whisked away from his aunt and uncle's house to wizard school, he has no idea what sort of adventure is about to unfold. Tossed into a world where logic and reason are scarce, Larry and his friends encounter dark wizards, gun-wielding specters, a mysterious goldfish, and even a game show in their quest to prevent the return of the Dark Lord. Why are the teachers disappearing? Where is the Sorcerer Prince's Prison Chamber of Phoenix Fire of Death? And how the hell do you play fwoobash? Based on the books by J. K. Rowling.