Did I ever tell you about Billy Fuchsia?

There has to be a better way... Given the chance to follow a dream, what would you do? - Take one Yorkshireman with a dream of self sufficiency, hard work and some strange characters; add a little very un-expected romance. Place all in a remote corner of Scotland, stir well... Discover the 'delights' and 'challenges' of living on a shoe-string, the 'Cultural differences' between Yorkshire and Scotland, the problems of living in a remote area, and what the locals do for entertainment... What could possibly go wrong?