If You Weren't Real I Would Make You Up

‘If You Weren’t Real, I Would Make You Up’ is a collection of short stories that takes you from the cold floor of a suburban bathroom to the smog-shrouded streets of nineteenth century London. Meet a kaleidoscope of characters from an opera-singing private detective to an evacuee returned home to die, two lovers meeting on the London Underground, a snowflake, a tattooed guardian angel and Oscar Wilde. An eclectic mix of genres and styles, ‘If You Weren’t Real, I Would Make You Up’ includes twelve short stories and the novella ‘Tintwistle and Co.’