Moist Gusset: Romance written through the eyes of a woman, by a man.

There is an argument that men can't write romance, nor can they write good female characters. I am here to prove that argument correct, with my tongue firmly pressed into my cheek. So, ladies, prepare thyself. Take my hand and come with me on a romantic adventure guaranteed to get your gusset sticky. This is a humorous book, not intended to be taken as a serious romance. It's intended for people with a good sense of humour who wish to see just how "bad" things can get when a man writes through the eyes of a woman.