GASP! As an unknown sickness drives a man into madness in--Coffin SWEAT! As a hanging judge in 19th century Colorado falls prey to his own stringent sense of morality in--Sweetwater Justice. WEEP! As you read of soul crushing hopelessness and existential agony in the hilarious--Birth is a Life Sentence. CRINGE! As an Asian woman with a fetish for Caucasian men meets an Caucasian man with a fetish for Asian women meet an insensitively irreverent narrator in--The Carnal Craving of Connie Kiew. SHUDDER! As one pervert's search for violent pornography leads him straight into the jaws of poetic justice in--Degenerate's Nightmare SCRATCH! Your head in confusion as you struggle to decipher the mock-New Jersey dialect used in--Da Dream. BECOME ANNOYED! As a puppy walks acrossmy keybpard and fhalsildslfmdmq0i You will experience all this and more when you read Dying is Easy; the NEWSET, GREATEST and FIRST anthology book from Matthew T. Dalldorf (that's me)! And as a bonus, each story comes with its own introduction where I alternate between filling you in on the inspirations, challenges, rewards behind writing each stunning piece, and just rambling about whatever the hell I feel like. Dying is Easy--If you don't read it, you're probably not interested.