The original BIBLE worked just fine back when people owned camels, ate locusts and wild honey, dwelt in the Land of Nod. But who does those things anymore? We are too busy paying the water bill, seeing the documentary, locking the garage. The new Bible by Matthew F. Amati is rethought, retranslated, reimagined. An acidly ironic mashup of Biblical prose, delirious non-sequiturs, and verbal bric-a-brac, The Bible speaks to the spiritual emptiness of the post-silverware world. Out of its fragmentary mutterings emerges a hammer-blow of nonsensical perfect sense. Travel through the world of The Bible. You never knew there were so many kinds of snakes...