How to Piss Off a Crappy Roommate: From A to Z

If you are one of the unfortunate people to ever be burdened with a crappy roommate but didn't know what to do with him or her then this book is for you. I have taken the time to showcase 26 different method that I personally used to combat a crappy roommate that I had. This book was written using the A to Z format, so every chapter, which corresponds to a unique method that was used to fight off an evil roommate, also corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. In this book you will be exposed to fights, hookers, queers, alarms, booze, confetti, dumps, message boards, lame jobs, ketchup, ice shits, yarn, trash heaps, meat, pubic hair, the ocean, loud music, a framing, glue, hollerin', and a whole slew of other shenanigans. You cannot go wrong with this book. If you have a crappy roommate and don't know what to do with him or here this this is the book for you.