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Do you find poetry like climbing a long winding staircase in a wheelchair? Is it inaccessible, daunting, and painful? Do you read a poem about grasshoppers and water lilies and think to yourself, “yeah, but how can that help me with my mortgage payments? Or my erectile disfunction?” Well, Pal, these poems change all that. I talk about real things: hamburgers, wet dreams, and palsy. Each poem will hit you right where it hurts, make you laugh, be more regular, and might even help the ED. I guarantee this book to be the perfect bathroom literature, or I’ll buy you a 40oz Slurpee at your local 7-Eleven.