Secret of the Gorilla Sisters

Secret of the Gorilla Sisters, is a thrilling pony-ride on the beach of an adventure. Mysterious? You betcha! Guaranteed 10%% more mysterious than lesser brands. Before long, the Scott family have roped in cousin Lysette and Uncle Walden in their relentless quest for money and the truth. The horror they discover reveals a vast door of mystery which can only be opened with the key of Fate and the pineapple of Destiny. Within: Unspeakable half-human, half-gorilla hybrids! Unlistenable things with the arms of a human and the face of a baboon!! Untouchable things with the arms, legs, face and torso of a human!!! Actually, that’s probably just a human. Unsmellable things with the body of a gorilla and the head of a little old lady!!!! Untasteable things with their eyebrows on the wrong way round!!!!! What are you waiting for? Dare you take a pony ride on Secret of the Gorilla Sisters? And stop poking my pony with that stick.