The Lonliest Bachelor in The World

After waking up one rainy morning in his palatial manor house, Philip Crawford began feeling like an old man, that's when he began to worry. What did he have to show for his place in life? He wasn't married and had no children, out of wedlock or otherwise, so what was he going to do about it? How about a newspaper ad in the lonly hearts club section, that oughta work shouldn't it? Let's find out shall we?