Sex and Doughnuts

THE NEW EROTIC COMEDY FROM THE AUTHOR OF 'WATER INTO WHINE' AND 'VICARS AND TARTS' When Doug begins his new job working the night shift in a bakery, he doesn't expect to be caught in a compromising situation during his very first shift. But it turns out that nothing about his new position, its employees and indeed its customers, quite fits with how he expected working life would be. A raunchy riot of a story with hot congress at the hot counter; a delivery boy who is the favourite of every mature lady in town; a misguided peeping toms' night out that ends in disaster; a lads' holiday to Amsterdam, and a satisfying BIG BANG at the end (and you can interpret that any which way you choose!)... … and dear God, let's not mention THE CUSTARD! The only educational novel that teaches you the following things: How not to be a dinosaur. How not to put a bun in the oven. How not to be gay. How not to cure sciatica. How not to pot the pink. How not to set light to a fart. How not to be unhappy. And through all of this chaos and debauchery, we witness two unlikely relationships blossom and grow, ensuring you'll finish reading with a warm glow in your heart. Essential warning: This book is VERY EXPLICIT, uses STRONG LANGUAGE on occasion, and is VERY FUNNY. Do not read if likely to be offended.