Slackasses and the almost-slowest gazelle: A field guide to unproductive animals in the corporate zoo

The following few pages, you will be introduced to the slacker—the unproductive animals that inhabit your workplace, office, or factory. You’ll learn how to identify the various forms of slackers. You’ll see them in their habitat. Understand their calls and vocalizations. Note their behaviors and motivations. See through their almost impenetrable forms of camouflage and disguise.This field guide, written by gonzo journalist Parnell Worthington, will take you on safari into the wilds of the workplace where you'll meet the various species of slackers. And learn how to control them, or even learn how to be a better slacker yourself.