The Misadventures of Dreadilox - Herman the Monster

Once upon a time at the bottom of the state of Wisconsin, 2 hours from Chicago, lived a young woman by the name of Dreadilox; not to be confused with the blonde haired, blue eyed fool we all read about in school — I refuse to mention her by name. Anyway, Dreadilox was from around the way. She possessed a head full of dreadlocks, knotted and matted into thick, snake like coils; her skin was the color of copper, she had no sons, no daughters, no mother, no father. Misguided, she confided in a man who promised her things he could never attain; such as shopping sprees and making sure her bills were paid. He often came up short, little did she know, she was a part of a secret cohorts consisting of assortments of women intending of one day being the only chicken in his coop. It’s an interesting tale, and lucky for you, I got the scoop... stay tuned...