Gonad the ________ and the ______ of the ______ ______

In the lost years between the time that the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Anus, a great warrior travelled the land, searching for his long lost brother, axe in hand, shield on arm, maybe stopping for the odd drink and a bite to eat, he was... a big hairy nut named Gonad the Barbarian. Join this great warrior in an adventure entitled Gonad the ______ and the ______of the ______ ______. In this Do It Yourself Fill In The Blanks adventure, journey with Gonad on the high seas and through the jungles of a far-off land filling in the blanks as you go along to create your own unique and fantastic tale. A silly book for adults, containing silly content and adult content (possibly).