Dear Dairy

All I wanted for Christmas was a bit more than last year. And a diary. But, thanks to one teeny spelling mistake, I got a lot more than I bargained for. With a literal tonne of problems to solve, I had a lot of questions that needed answering, like: How do you hide three cows in your bedroom? How many cows can you fit in a mini? Can you grow grass on wet towels, and Can you bribe a police officer with butter? Take a peek inside my world and experience thrills, the odd unfortunate spill, and far too many buckets.