Misadventures In Telara

How would one begin to tell a story of epic proportions, thrilling misadventures, artifact hunting, ruthless bloodthirsty combat, exploring the depths and heights of the planet, and…the massacre of an entire forest of critters for their tears…But I digress, our story begins at the battle of Telara with our heroes being slain in glorious combat by explosions, swords, and spells against the shitty Defiant heretics and the forces of Aedraxis. As the heroes fall to the ground, most certainly dead, our story begins.