Two Adorable Uncles Loving to the Beat

Two Adorable Uncles Loving to the Beat A Short Story by Untitled writer Gary Blunder had always loved dull Madrid with its tame, tiny tunnels. It was a place where he felt lonely. He was an incredible, thoughtless, whiskey drinker with greasy thighs and short elbows. His friends saw him as a mutated, mute muppet. Once, he had even saved a scary deaf person that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.