101 Silly Chuck Norris Jokes

The intrigue... the deception... the Chuck. Blondish aging American ninja experts have never been funnier in this knee-slapping, tear-jerking page-turner! In a World...stricken with a depleting ozone layer, impending global warming, hunger, famine, poverty, and an ever-changing political and economic climate, come two authors who, driven by their desire of self-sacrifice, strive to make the world a better place for all humanity. Fortunately, Raffi and Joey are not those authors. Raffi and Joey are driven by their in-born desire for grilled-cheese sandwiches and pogs. Just see what the critics are saying.... "When i find out where you guys live - you're toast! Do you hear me ! TOAST!" - The Immortal Chuck "My client did not mean that as a legal threat --" - R. Elliot, Elliot & Jefferson Law Associates "I sure as heck did! I'm going to squeeze their little heads like corn pops! Did you hear me ! CORN POPS!" - The Immortal Chuck "Neener Neener" - Raffi and Joey