Authentic Borscht

A barrel of marine slurry. A bent superking. A bit of tit-for-tat. A capsule of legal bumf. A celebratory tot. A corpse wearing a fez. A cube of chopped blubber. A dialogue with el-Sisi's people. A drawer full of cash. A fit of arboreal frenzy. A former landlady. The Fronds of Japheth. A functioning liver. A furious blur of hot colour. A grand exothermic waste. A great iron ship. A hazmat haulier. A heaving thorax. A high-ranking railwayman. An horrific surfing mishap. An insulting costume. A jeroboam of flat antacid. A lumpen oaf with a sling. A nameless brown goat. A network of giant amplifiers. An old family bakery. An oxbow of Botox. A P.E. teacher from Barnstaple. A periodical aimed at rescue workers. A placid crescent moon. A poorly maintained patch of bark chippings. A rank of clumpy dunes. A ritual of amaranthine passion. A slanging match. A strand of lemongrass in an opaque pot of vinegar. A tour of the grounds. A united kingdom. A voice changer. A weird stick thing. Authentic borscht.