The Milk of a Carrot

Jack and his sisters, Sarah and Chloe, go camping in the Boundary Water Canoe Area in Northern Minnesota. Then Jack takes them to Canada to buy the milk of a carrot. "As they pulled off of the access road on to the two lane dirt road leading to the highway, Jack began to sing lowly under his breath, as though he was singing to himself, “A macho man needs a tan An he’ll get it anyway he can. The milk of the carrot Is what I will merit. But Canada’s the source Of a tan in a can, of course." Go to www.lulu.com/bobspreng for more Bob Spreng stories