Dear Leslie

No don’t delete this email. This is not spam. Besides, how can this be spam when you are very careful with whom you give your address to? So how did I come by your email address? Simple, I got it from Red. He has a complicated phone doesn’t he? Well you boys and their toys, they are never happy with technology unless its complicated, sometimes too complicated that even they cannot understand it. There you were, at the very top of his contacts – very sweet. Your home address, email address, personal, home and work numbers. Everything about you was in there. I did not want to call you. This is better, easier and more convenient. In case you are wondering, you will never find my number in his contacts, he doesn’t call me, I call him.