Mr. Ninja has a problem. He’s the title character in this crappy book but he doesn’t have a choice. Scott Gibson is making him take this awful adventure to rescue his brother Dwayne from the beautiful evil Geisha, Madam Ai. Having no choice, he must quest through the Hydro Tunnel which is a passage at a beach with a stupid name that leads underwater. Inside he must face clones of his brother wearing different color jog pants. Madam Ai awaits him at the end and of course must defeat him in order to obtain ancient power of the sea. This is what happens when you’re forced to be in something you don’t what to be in thanks to a contract. I’m pretty sure it just leaves whoever is in that crap asking the question ‘why did they buy that script in the first place?’