Android Apps for the Drunk

As alcohol connoisseurs and Android aficionados both, we felt the world was long overdue for a book targeted at what we know to be a large and growing market: people with smartphones who like to get blitzed. The collection of apps we've compiled is a testament to drunken debauchery in the age of smartphones and tablet computers, for despite the introduction of these world-changing devices, the requisites of the boozers among us have changed little. Song, sport, and passionate expression have long been keystones of the mind of the drunken reveller, and we're confident that our ebook contains apps that would excite Dionysians of the past just as much as it will delight today's intoxicated Android users. This book contains real stories, real jokes, and real profanity -- so don't buy it if you can't handle it.