The vulgar, cruel and vicious Samsonite Rushganis had been reeking havoc all over Cyprus, inflicting theft, violence, impoverishment, horrific violations, theft, torchings of dwellings, rape and murder on its innocent towns and villages for weeks and gruesome weeks. It was time to stop them. It was time to bring in Xena Warrior Princess. It was time to let Xena and the mighty Amazons come in and fight, defeat and kill them all !!!! There was one big problem. Xena was under contract to the badguys, working as a soldier within the heartland of the Samsonite Rushganis, where their ruler King Samson Scrotium lived, along with his military commander Harry Haardon. This was a most worrisome development for the already much traumatised and inflicted-upon villagers and townspeople of Cyprus, who unbeknownst to Xena were still suffering many rape, abduction, mutilation and steal-and-burn village raids at the hands of the evil Samsonite Rushganis, even while she was now marching with them and doing fight drills with them. The people of the poor scattered farms all around the palatial metropolis of Samsonia had no chance – they were exposed to suffer whatever these evil raiders decide to do to them. But the independent-minded people of the bigger towns were able to devote some significant resources not only into beefing up their town’s own military capabilities, but also one city after another made the big fateful decision to call in the Amazon warrior vixens led by Caroline Smack, Drew Carrymore and the amazing Thunder Womyn. There was much speculation about Xena Warrior Princess – had she really defected and sided with the vulgar, cruel and vicious Samsonite Rushganis? Drew Carrymore kept on hinting that “this might not be quite as it appears” and “her heart is pure, she knows or will figure it out”, but we were not sure, as she was only ever seen in with the vulgar, cruel and vicious Samsonite Rushganis, and they were still callously violating and destroying ever more farms. The world was in danger, great danger- thousands of creepy, thieving Scrotomite Samsonite Rushganis warrior troops, all of them male, hungry for loot and bounty, merciless, void of remorse and quite thoroughly evil, have been invading the nearby string of neutral and independent farms and villages recently. After suffering these vile incursions, the survivors now gather to fight back, and it will require a lot of girl power to win! Doesn’t Drew Carrymore look sensational? We love her so!