the empleados

The thing about life and not Pulp Fiction is that it’s very linear and very long and you can’t choose a different path from the one you’ve taken, even if you were drunk when you made that fucking decision. Just the same and as a general rule of thumb, it’s almost certainly a bad idea to drink to the point where your life starts seeming like a movie and you start acting like a hero. Because, really, you’re just intoxicated and a little smelly to the rest of the world.