Shipwrecked on Willigan’s Why Land

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started in the public sort aboard this tiny school-ship. The mate was a mighty teaching man, the Skipper brave and sure. These first graders set sail that day for a 180 day tour, a 180 day tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnows would be lost, the minnows would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted question isle with Willigan, the Skipper too, the DJ, and the Grouch, the movie star, the professor and Stuffany, here on Willigan’s Why (Land). So this is the tale of the castaways, they're here for a long, long time. They'll have to make the best of things. It's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, will do their very bes’, to make the others comfortable, in the public why land mess.