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A Bartlett's Christmas By Simon Beaumont, Paul Lightowler
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Once a year the intolerable cads from Bartlett’s get together with the scientific-geeks from Bertram’s to exchange Christmas gifts in a centuries-old ritual. This year, it’s none... More > other than local sociopath Bertie Wanger on present-giving duty. Cripes! But, with a little help from amateur writer Charles Dickens, can Wanger learn the true meaning of Christmas?< Less
And What Did You Do Today?: Learn the Alphabet With Bartlett's By Simon Beaumont, Paul Lightowler
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Have you ever wanted to learn the alphabet? Well, local sociopath Bertie Wanger doesn't care either way! From the author's of 'Chalk & Cheese and Other Musings' and the upcoming 'Beastville:... More > Book One', comes a new adventure featuring characters from Bartlett's Explorer's Club, in the form of an inappropriate 'children's' picture book! A companion volume to 'But then the Goose Went Honk!' also available now. CAUTION: THIS BOOK CONTAINS HUMOUR THAT MAY OFFEND.< Less
But Then the Goose Went Honk!: Learn More Alphabet With Bartlett's By Simon Beaumont, Paul Lightowler
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A follow-up to 'And What Did You Do Today?' featuring 26 more of dirty-cad Bertie Wanger's appalling poetry as he again seeks to unnecessarily teach you the alphabet. From the author's of 'A... More > Bartlett's Christmas' and the upcoming 'Beastville: Book One, an ideal companion that expands on the mysterious Bartlett's Explorer's Club. CAUTION: THIS BOOK CONTAINS HUMOUR THAT MAY OFFEND.< Less
Chalk & Cheese and Other Musings By Simon Beaumont, Paul Lightowler, Shrewton Vole
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“We’re like chalk and cheese you and I Bertie!” And so begins this appalling tale exploring an average week in the lives of intrepid explorers Shrewton Vole and his good friend... More > Bertie Wanger, unsuitably in the form of a children’s picture book! Also included in this volume are the beautiful yet tragic ‘Ballad of Bounder,' an afternoon out with a local nutter in 'Where's Knokes?' and the lyrical musings of unpopular tunesmith Dale Dandy in the form of ‘My Mother-in-Law’s Shelf.’ From Simon Beaumont and Paul Lightowler, authors of 'Shrewton Vole's A Field Guide to Beasts' and 'Dyllis, some scripts what we done,' CHALK & CHEESE AND OTHER MUSINGS also features a chapter from the new novel 'Beastville: Book One' (coming 2016). Too new to be classic, too awful to be good! You’ll hate it but keep one in your wardrobe to fend off moths anyway.< Less